Zak Bickerstaff Marxist Astrologer!

I for one would like to associate myself with fellow Marxist Astrologer Scott Hamilton’s’ predictions on that bastard Theodor Adorno!
Clearly, Scott and I foresee the self same method in working out what happens, happened, happening:

“I like to read biographies and volumes of Complete Works backwards - it gets the disappointment out of the way - so I don't hesitate to recommend 'On Resignation' as a first port of call for those wanting to journey around the Adorno canon.”

I couldn’t have put it any better myself! This is advanced Stalanoid predicting. Remember that old bastard Adorno, when he was not so old mind you – cheek of him – wrote a gurt big essay on a Los Angeles Time astrology newspaper column. Clearly Scott hasn’t forgotten or forgiven that and neither have I!
Always, always start from the back and work backwards. Start from the end and work towards the beginning. [Here I recommend reading Kafka's In the Penal Colony as an assemblage of FACTS not fiction!] And then it all starts to flow like really great diarrhea! That way filling column inches with stools is easy – this happened because this was always going to happen. I’ll think you’ll find this is going to happen. Read JV Stalin On the National Question! I predict Scott Hamilton grinning, flushing, flushing again, sidling into a room, sitting down gingerly in front of a machine that can conjure up words, and he'll do it all mark you, gushing, never hesitating. Draw a line under that if you dare! Don’t just read the past you morons, LIVE IT! SHIT IT!